so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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