I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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