Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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