Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You did what with his pubic hair?
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