I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is Oprah even human
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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