we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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