Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
