If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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