On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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