Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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