therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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