Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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