were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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