bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
