You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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