Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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