i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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