it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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