why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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