she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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