where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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