I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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