i think my mom watched the whole time
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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