He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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