I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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