I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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