I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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