me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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