got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
there is glitter all over my balls
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
