So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
