You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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