The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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