i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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