Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dicks are not precious.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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