I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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