when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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