I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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