Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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