wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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