In the future we'll all be gay
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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