Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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