I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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