he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
false alarm, still single
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