Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nicole vs. Life
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
