It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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