no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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