Barsexuality is the new black.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
