We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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