Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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