Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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