I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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