I don't think brook has ever known best
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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