Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize