is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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